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By The Staff

Obama a government partner with God? U.S. food shortages?

I thought this article was a joke: www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/20/army-lord-obama-seeks-health-care-pu...

Apparently, Obama told thousands of religious leaders in a conference call:  “The government is a partner with God in matters of life and death”  He asked religious leaders to preach from the pulpit on the benefits of health care reform.

So I rang God up this Sunday and asked.  “Lord, why would he say you are partners?”

God laughed and said, “Now don’t you worry one little bit about this.  I will take care of it.  You just make sure you tell everyone you know the government no longer has a grain reserve for famine in the U.S. or foreign countries.  I don’t want the innocent going hungry.”  

Here is the government link showing the total grain reserves for each type of crop  (Inventory in right column): www.fsa.usda.gov/Internet/FSA_File/wid2a.pdf

Here is a link for the swine flu conference, and topics covered: www.giichinese.com.tw/conference/swine-flu09/catalog.pdf

Better get an extra bag of flour, corn meal, dried beans, rice and sugar at the grocery this week.  I guess if worse comes to worse, we can eat dandelions, purslane and wild critters.  Make that two bags, probably one your neighbors won’t buy one.  If you buy it now, you save on inflation, even if no emergency arises it’s a win-win situation.  Remember how long it took FEMA to help the Katrina victims.

Donna Feltner

New Castle