While in White Castle last week I ran into Voltaire, his friend Dr. Pangloss, and his philosophical rival Leibniz. The following conversation took place between myself, Dr. Black, and Voltaire (if that is his real name) while Dr. White and Dr. Pangloss spoke absurdities ad infinitum. Leibniz just stood there.
Dr. Black: “So what brings you to our pretend White Castle in Henry County?”