Trip to the ballpark a learning experience

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By Greg Woods

 Editor’s note: This is a cautionary tale of the failure of a father to properly educate his child on the finer points of America’s pastime. There may be some embellishment of the facts in the story.

A certain sportswriter recently walked into his home to hear these words from his 17-year old daughter:

“Hey dad, do you want to go to a Louisville Bats game?”

The sportswriter paused, picked his jaw off the ground, wiped the surprised look off his face and said, “Sure honey, that would be great!”

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